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He's a sweet transvestite

Yes, I am back, and surprisingly perhaps, I haven't been brutally murdered yet. I suppose its only a matter of time. I thought I would add a little about me to this site, but that would just spoil the mystery, wouldn't it? This site was made with me in mind, because of my usual selfishness. If you have a problem with it, e-mail me, I'll be glad to correct any grammar mistakes in your messages free of charge.

I created this because I had nothing to do, and I couldn't find anything I wanted to read. So I have written things for myself. Now when I read them back they are quite boring, so I'm looking for a new writer to join my team. Don't apply if you are

1) Stupid

2) 11

3) Stupid and eleven

4) Normal

5) Cheerful

6) Have lots of cats called fluffy and snuggles etc.

Do reply if you

1) are Cynical

2) Are a bastard

3) Are a bitch

4) are Nasty

5) have ever made a child cry,

6) Stand in the street taunting the severly disabled/morbidly obese.

What can we offer you?

Not much. This is not the kind of place a nice person wants to be. I'd leave now if I were you.

Come my ShakyDumpling followers, and rejoice, for I have made a pumpkin pie.